fidefortitude:

dammit-cas-i-hit-post-limit:

deansdemonhair:

so would someone please explain this to me:

i am the second child in my family

i am taller than my older sibling

i have way better hair than they do

i want to get away from my family

i want to go to stanford

….

do you understand why i am concerned

I know it’s hard to ask you this, but please, don’t have sex with anyone

And if you meet someone called Jessica, ESPECIALLY do not have sex with them.

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ryaynross:

im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since

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